February 2012
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metalest:
I don’t see in the code of behavior where it says I have to wear clothes.
mum: what do you do all day on the computer
me:
mum:
me:
mum:
me:
mum:
me: google
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Chemistry Professor: Dillon... Why are you late... Again?
Me: Excuse you. Actress, singer, model, and entrepreneur, Lindsay Lohan was on the Today Show discussing her life, day-to-day struggles, and apparent comeback. Do you have no shame? Say you're sorry.
Chemistry Professor:
Me:
Chemistry Professor:
Me: Now.
Chemistry Professor: Sorry.
Me: Sit down.
Chemistry Professor: *sits down*
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
crackercolfer:
breaking news a teenage girl was cured of her clinical depression after seeing a webcam picture of a person smiling and holding up a piece of paper more at 11
